One kid sings this:
“Bee – a deer, a female deer
Way – a cup of golden sun
Be -a name I call myself
Far – a long, long way to run
Sew -a needle full of red
Far – a cup of, cup of so
Vee – a drink of jam and bread
That will bring a special doe, doe, doe, doe.”
The other kid asks:
What would you prefer: your dignity or your life?
Never a dull moment.